At the college library (oh, irony...)
Guy to his friend: Are you sure they weren’t speaking German in Red Square?
7 months ago • 0 notesGuy to his friend: Are you sure they weren’t speaking German in Red Square?
7 months ago • 0 notesGirl in the library: …That is so stupid! The whole point of college is, like, to do what you wanna do…I mean, if one more person fuckin’ talks to me about this race shit…I mean, I hate feminists because of this stupid race and culture class that we’re, like, forced to take, or whatever. They’re just man-hating bitches…”
While listening to her, I died a little inside.
9 months ago • 0 notesTo her friend, who obviously wasn’t at the party last night: And Amanda? was like, there? and so was, like, John? and that Rene kid? It wasn’t too bad…It was terrible.
9 months ago • 0 notesEmptying out her purse, she says to her friend: Organic mascara…That’s how I roll.
9 months ago • 0 notesIn the chips aisle:
Girl to her friend: I think bacon is undergoing a renaissance…
10 months ago • 0 notesSometimes my eavesdropping takes the form of reading other people’s stuff. In this instance, I’m required to read my classmates’ discussion topic answers and respond to them. Here are but a few of the choicest tidbits…
A young couple at the neighboring table:
Girl: Well…We can’t actually live in The Shire, you see…So England will have to do.
11 months ago • 0 notesStudent: There are a lot of theories that they [the Egyptians] developed Pi. There’s no real evidence that they really came up with it and thought of it as something really awesome.
11 months ago • 0 notesCollege-age girl, to her friend: You get the butter, I’ll go get the chicken.
(then, under her breath): crispy chicken, crispy chicken, crispy chicken, crispy chicken…
(For all I know, she’s still mumbling that to herself.)
12 months ago • 0 notesHeading onto the grocery store, we passed a group of people coming out.
Guy: I went to a Halloween party last night? With Ellie? and she was, like, dressed as a slutty……..
1 year ago • 0 notes